If you don't mind....

Dear Captain Obvious:

I have realized that my brain is full of ideas, some good, most not, and I had been thinking for a while that I should start a blog just to let it flow out. I actually had another idea of having a blog for staff to all put their ideas on it and then we could collaborate and improve and blah-di-blah, but discussion with my Western friends made me realize it would never work in the arcane feudal structure in place here, so as I reflected on my crappy salary, I decided not to go the extra mile for my employer.
Instead, I will dump my zany ideas one by one onto this blog. You are welcome to comment: cool, yeah right, pretty lame etc. or ignore. This is your blog so if that strays too far from what you want to do with it, let me know and I'll start another sounding board for my clogged brain.
The only rule: number your ideas consecutively.
Whadda ya say?